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Beauty and the Beast (Or, Come into My Parlour)Episode 5 of Season 3 of "League of Gentlemen, The" Writer: Jeremy Dyson, Mark Gatiss, Steve Pemberton, Reece Shearsmith Director: Steve Bendelack Show Stars: Mark Gatiss (Various), Steve Pemberton (Various), Reece Shearsmith (Various) Guest Stars: Gary Damer (Tris), Roz McCutcheon (Massage client), Ned Irish (Neds' Grandad), John Jardine (Mr Heap), Neil Bell (Mandy), Steve Hillman (Repton), Martina McClements (Breast-Pinch'd Lady), John De Main (Luigi) Regular Cast: Mark as Tony / Iris Krell [voice] / Neds / Professor Breastpinch'd Steve as Charlie Hull Reese as Stella Hull / Judee Levinson / Keith Drop CHARLIE & STELLA / MRS LEVINSON: The Hulls' marriage seems to have disintegrated beyond repair and Stella's hooked on playing fruit machines. Meanwhile, Charlie starts working for Judee Levinson at her new beauty salon, the "Spit and Polish", doing massages on blindfolded clients, who think it's Judee doing them herself. His healing hands wow the customers, until an old man asks if he can do any "extras". Word spreads and the salon is packed with the men of Royston Vasey, blissfully unaware they are being wanked off by Charlie. When Tony comes for one of the "special massages", Charlie becomes obsessed with him and falls in love with him, eventually telling Tony he's the masseur with the magic hands. Tony is disgusted and the shit hits the fan: Stella wins big on the fruit machines and jets off overseas, and Judee sacks him. Disatraught, Charlie walks out into the path of the Legz Akimbo van, which hits the wall of the Windermere trying to avoid him. Dazed and confused, Charlie is tended to by a strange camp man, who carries him away to "his shop"... NEDS & TRIS: The rather simple Neds unveils Maxie Power, his home-made Knight Rider type car, to his young friend Tris. It fires paper fasteners from the bumper and speaks. "Hello Neds," it says, "let's fight some crime." Over and over again. Late at night, Neds, Tris and Maxie Power go to fight some crime, but end up beaten up by some crooks and facing a fiery demise instead. PROFESSOR BREASTPINCH'D: The very peculiar Professor Breastpinch'd stands in the streets of Royston Vasey, stopping people in the streets and asking them if they would like their breasts pinched. Not surprisingly, he doesn't get very many takers. If you see any mistakes on this page or if you have more infomation about this episode, please submit a comment Unsatisfied? Search for more:
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