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Ned's Declassified School Survival GuideFirst Aired in 2004 Nickelodeon's Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide chronicles the wacky adventures of Ned Bigby and his best pals Moze and Cookie at James K. Polk Middle School, as "every-kid" Ned shatters the fourth wall to share tips and tricks on navigating middle school or junior high hurdles. Ned's not super cool, and he has no superpowers. He is, however, witty, well-groomed, upbeat and self-aware. Moreover, with more than a little help from his two best friends, he's equipped to conquer middle school minefields. From crushing bullies to crushes, from off- the-wall, mean and cool teachers to pop quizzes, elections and detentions, Ned knows that nothing, including the seventh grade, is as bad as it seems, and friendship matters most. Characters: Ned Bigby is pretty much your average 13-year-old. He hangs with anyone who he thinks is funny and cool, like his two best buds Moze and Cookie. Ned's not exactly popular, but he does have a couple of things going for him: He's smart and observant. Ned knows what's up. Which is probably why Ned's basically an optimistic guy. He realizes that nothing, including 7th grade, can be as bad as it seems. Of course, a few survival tips definitely come in handy now and then. Moze is a smart, funny and totally insecure seventh grader. She's never really been "one of the girls," since she spends most of her time with her best friend and nextdoor neighbor, Ned. But these days Moze is actually starting to get into some typically girlie stuff—like fashion and, you know, boys—and she's decided she's in need of some actual female friends. Makes sense, right? Try telling that to Ned... Cookie is Ned's OTHER best friend—probably because their last names have been alphabetically linked since second grade. Cookie comes from a super-rich family, but doesn't want anyone to know it. He actually has a limo drop him off at Ned's house so he can ride the bus with everyone else. Cookie's a major brain who's, well...kinda weird. He suffers from chronic bed-head, his fashion sense is non-existent and despite his super-smarts, he can be pretty clueless. Oh yeah, and he's wired to the web 24/7, which comes in handy since he seems to wind up in wacky situations 24/7 too. Did we mention he was kinda weird? Gordy School janitor who doesn't clean, Ned's advisor. Often heard saying "I'll let the night guy do it." Mr. Chopsaw Wood shop teacher, Moze's advisor. Has a prosthetic hand... rumor is he's made of wood. Mr. Monroe Life Science teacher, full of life! Mr. Wright History teacher Ms. Derga Stern P.E. teacher. Mr. Sweeny Evil Science teacher. Lisa Zemo Allergy sufferer, adores Cookie. Billy "Bully" Loomer Polk school bully, adores Moze. Claire Sawyer Future lawyer, helpful in a pinch. Suzie Crabgrass Moze's rival, object of Ned's desire. Coconut Head Bad haircut, good heart. Seth Powers Hottie basketball player Martin Qwerly Talkative smart kid/ Student Council V.P. Crony Loomer's henchman/ best cross stitcher at Polk Nurse Hunsucker Polk Nurse Ms. Enstile Beautiful Spanish teacher Missy - super popular and is a stuck-up rich kid The huge crew VERY into make-up/ Adore Ned FAQ: How Old is Ned? Ned and friends are in their 7th-grade year, so we're guessing 12-13yrs old. Why does Moze hang around with Ned and Cookie? Simple. Because she likes them. Will Nickelodeon release an Official Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide - tips/tricks book? It's a fantastic idea to boost the show's popularity! However, no word on this yet. If you see any mistakes on this page or if you have more infomation about this show, please submit a comment |