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Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide



First Aired in 2004

Nickelodeon's Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide chronicles the wacky adventures of Ned Bigby and his best pals Moze and Cookie at James K. Polk Middle School, as "every-kid" Ned shatters the fourth wall to share tips and tricks on navigating middle school or junior high hurdles.

Ned's not super cool, and he has no superpowers. He is, however, witty, well-groomed, upbeat and self-aware. Moreover, with more than a little help from his two best friends, he's equipped to conquer middle school minefields.

From crushing bullies to crushes, from off- the-wall, mean and cool teachers to pop quizzes, elections and detentions, Ned knows that nothing, including the seventh grade, is as bad as it seems, and friendship matters most.



Characters:

Ned Bigby is pretty much your average 13-year-old. He hangs with anyone who he thinks is funny and cool, like his two best buds Moze and Cookie. Ned's not exactly popular, but he does have a couple of things going for him: He's smart and observant. Ned knows what's up. Which is probably why Ned's basically an optimistic guy. He realizes that nothing, including 7th grade, can be as bad as it seems. Of course, a few survival tips definitely come in handy now and then.

Moze is a smart, funny and totally insecure seventh grader. She's never really been "one of the girls," since she spends most of her time with her best friend and nextdoor neighbor, Ned. But these days Moze is actually starting to get into some typically girlie stuff—like fashion and, you know, boys—and she's decided she's in need of some actual female friends. Makes sense, right? Try telling that to Ned...

Cookie is Ned's OTHER best friend—probably because their last names have been alphabetically linked since second grade. Cookie comes from a super-rich family, but doesn't want anyone to know it. He actually has a limo drop him off at Ned's house so he can ride the bus with everyone else. Cookie's a major brain who's, well...kinda weird. He suffers from chronic bed-head, his fashion sense is non-existent and despite his super-smarts, he can be pretty clueless. Oh yeah, and he's wired to the web 24/7, which comes in handy since he seems to wind up in wacky situations 24/7 too. Did we mention he was kinda weird?

Gordy School janitor who doesn't clean, Ned's advisor. Often heard saying "I'll let the night guy do it."
Mr. Chopsaw Wood shop teacher, Moze's advisor. Has a prosthetic hand... rumor is he's made of wood.
Mr. Monroe Life Science teacher, full of life!
Mr. Wright History teacher
Ms. Derga Stern P.E. teacher.
Mr. Sweeny Evil Science teacher.
Lisa Zemo Allergy sufferer, adores Cookie.
Billy "Bully" Loomer Polk school bully, adores Moze.
Claire Sawyer Future lawyer, helpful in a pinch.
Suzie Crabgrass Moze's rival, object of Ned's desire.
Coconut Head Bad haircut, good heart.
Seth Powers Hottie basketball player
Martin Qwerly Talkative smart kid/ Student Council V.P.
Crony Loomer's henchman/ best cross stitcher at Polk
Nurse Hunsucker Polk Nurse
Ms. Enstile Beautiful Spanish teacher
Missy - super popular and is a stuck-up rich kid
The huge crew VERY into make-up/ Adore Ned

FAQ:

How Old is Ned?
Ned and friends are in their 7th-grade year, so we're guessing 12-13yrs old.

Why does Moze hang around with Ned and Cookie?
Simple. Because she likes them.

Will Nickelodeon release an Official Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide - tips/tricks book?
It's a fantastic idea to boost the show's popularity! However, no word on this yet.
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Episodes:


Season 1:
1. Guide to: First Day & Lockers
2. Guide to: Bathrooms & Project Partners
3. Guide to: Teachers & Detentions
4. Guide to: Seating & Tryouts
5. Guide to: Crushes & Dances
6. Guide to: Sick Days & Spelling Bee
7. Guide to: Rumors & Photo Day
8. Guide to: School Elections & Talent Show
9. Guide to: Computer Lab & Backpacks
10. Guide to: Notes & Best Friends
11. Guide to: Day Dreaming & Gym
12. Guide to: Cheaters & Bullies
13. Guide to: Emergency Drills & Late Bus

Season 2:
1. Guide to: New Semester & Electives
2. Guide to: Pep Rallies & Lunch
3. Guide to: Video Projects & School Clubs
4. Guide to: Notebooks & Math
5. Guide to: Vice Principals & Mondays
6. Guide to: Your Body & Procrastination
7. Guide to: Upperclassmen & Gross Biology Dissection
8. Guide to: Dares & Bad Habits
9. Guide to: Substitute Teachers & The New Kid
10. Guide to: School Websites & Valentine's Day
11. Guide to: Nicknames & Shyness
12. Guide to: Asking Someone Out & Recycling
13. Guide to: History & Substitute Alien Teachers
14. Guide to: The Trouble Makers & Cooking Class
15. Guide to: April Fools Day & Excuses
16. Guide to: Science Fair & Study Hall
17. Guide To: Yearbook & Career Day
18. Guide to: Class Clown & Music Class
19. Tutors & Failing
20. Guide to: Double Dating & The Last Day

Season 3:
1. TBA
2. Guide to: Reading & Principals
3. TBA
4. Guide to: Popularity & Stressin' Out
5. Guide To: Art Class & Lost & Found
6. Guide To: Social Studies & Embarrasment
7. Guide To: The Bus & Bad Hair Days
8. Guide To: Dismissal & The School Play
9. Guide To: Revenge & School Records
10. Guide To: Hallways & Friends Moving
11. Guide To: Boys & Girls
12. Guide To: Cellphones & Woodshop
13. Guide To: Volunteering & Library
14. Guide To: Getting Organized & Extra Credit
15. Guide To: Fundraising & Competition



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