Two and a Half Men

First Aired in 2003

Charlie (Charlie Sheen, Spin City) is a well-to-do bachelor with a house at the beach, a Jaguar in the garage and an easy way with women. His casual Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan (Jon Cryer, Pretty in Pink, The Trouble with Normal), who's facing a divorce, and Alan's son, Jake (Angus T. Jones, See Spot Run, The Rookie), come to stay with him. Together, these two and a half men confront the challenges of growing up—finally. Complicating matters are the brothers' self-obsessed, controlling mother, Evelyn (Holland Taylor, Baby Bob), and Alan's possibly gay estranged wife, Judith (Marin Hinkle, Once and Again). Not to forget Rose (Melanie Lynskey, Detroit Rock City), a one night stand and current neighbor of Charlie's, who wants to be a part of his life and is willing to do anything to be around.

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Episodes:

Season 1:
0. Original Pilot
1. Pilot
2. Big Flappy Bastards
3. Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
4. If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap
5. The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump
6. Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
7. If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
8. Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful
9. Phase One, Complete
10. Merry Thanksgiving
11. Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
12. Camel Filters + Pheromones
13. Sara Like Puny Alan
14. I Can't Afford Hyenas
15. Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick (1)
16. That Was Saliva, Alan (2)
17. Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats
18. An Old Flame With a New Wick
19. I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
20. Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
21. No Sniffing, No Wowing
22. My Doctor has a Cow Puppet
23. Just Like Buffalo
24. Can You Feel My Finger?

Season 2:
1. Back Off Mary Poppins
2. Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
3. A Bag Full of Jawea
4. Go Get Mommy's Bra
5. Bad News from the Clinic
6. The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
7. A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
8. Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
9. Yes, Monsignor
10. The Salmon Under My Sweater
11. Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
12. A Lungful of Alan
13. Zejdz z Moich Wlosów a.k.a. Get Off My Hair
14. Those Big Pink Things with Coconut
15. Smell the Umbrella Stand
16. Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?
17. Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!
18. It Was Mame, Mom
19. A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise
20. I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
21. A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
22. That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
23. Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
24. Does This Smell Funny to You?

Season 3:
1. Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
2. Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
3. Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
4. Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs
5. We Called It Mr. Pinky
6. Hi, Mr. Horned One
7. Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
8. That Voodoo That I Do Do
9. Madame and Her Special Friend
10. Something Salted and Twisted
11. Santa's Village of the Damned
12. That Special Tug
13. Humiliation is a Visual Medium
14. Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
15. My Tongue is Meat
16. Ergo, The Booty Call
17. The Unfortunate Little Schnauser
18. The Spit-Covered Cobbler

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